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Text 30 May 165 notes The Zombie Apocalypse May Actually Be Upon Us

hulksmashpunygod:

It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a “mysterious rash” at McArthur High School in Hollywood that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown.

Flashfoward two days: HazMat crews were called in to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport to determine the source of an “unknown chemical” that sent five people to the hospital. Theories abound, but an exact cause was not confirmed.

On 5/20, the first real sign of trouble: 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird, was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol near Orlando and charged with felony battery charges for spitting blood in a patrolman’s face. He was also “extremely agitated and enraged,” and repeatedly banged his head on the patrol car’s plexiglass partition “until he bled.”

A few days later, another mystery rash was reported at yet another Broward County school. A HazMat team was once again called in to investigate, and once again left without any concrete answers.

The following day, a “disoriented” Canadian man was arrested aboard an American Airlines plane after he inexpicably attempted to rush the cockpit. The plane had just landed in Miami.

On Saturday, an unidentified homeless man had some 80% of his face bitten off by 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.

And here’s the bad news: Whatever’s happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: “Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter.”

And in Hackensack, New Jersey, today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he reportedly cut out his own intestines and threw them at police officers.

Forget Facebook Stock: Invest in a good bunker.

God I hope all this stuff is true

Photo 30 May 24,737 notes shutupnobbie:

swan—song:

lokisswag:

gaykeeperofassguard:

fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

fireandblood-y-awesome:

ringostarrship:

takealettermaria:

elysaxoxo:

pvathananonh:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit
we are going to fucking die

2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins

I will be the last to die.
EAST COAST

this is when the whole world will end
instead of everything like collapsing or some shit, zombies outbreak and ya~

Oh my god is the virus real? What the fuck. What the fuck. I’m about to cry. I’m not kidding. I’M NOT EQUIPPED TO COMBAT ZOMBIES. WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET? GUNS? GARLIC? SILVER BULLETS? ZYKLON-B? TOXIC WASTE?
HELP.

…

Are you kidding me? Seriously? 

oh dear god. i’m glad i own a number of swords. But really, this is fucking freaky.

Uh, can I get a source on this? I can’t find the original article

I have guns and a give em hell attitude. Bring it bitches.




I will believe nothing without a source. This whole thing smells fishy.

FINALLY

shutupnobbie:

swan—song:

lokisswag:

gaykeeperofassguard:

fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

fireandblood-y-awesome:

ringostarrship:

takealettermaria:

elysaxoxo:

pvathananonh:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

2012

when the zombie apocalypse begins

I will be the last to die.

EAST COAST

this is when the whole world will end

instead of everything like collapsing or some shit, zombies outbreak and ya~

Oh my god is the virus real? What the fuck. What the fuck. I’m about to cry. I’m not kidding. I’M NOT EQUIPPED TO COMBAT ZOMBIES. WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET? GUNS? GARLIC? SILVER BULLETS? ZYKLON-B? TOXIC WASTE?

HELP.

Are you kidding me? Seriously? 

oh dear god. i’m glad i own a number of swords. But really, this is fucking freaky.

Uh, can I get a source on this? I can’t find the original article

I have guns and a give em hell attitude. Bring it bitches.

I will believe nothing without a source. This whole thing smells fishy.

FINALLY

(Source: c0nfirm3d)

Photo 30 May 589 notes i hope it is…is that a bad thing?

i hope it is…is that a bad thing?

Quote 28 May 17 notes
Anyone who’s ever run a business knows that hiring more people is a capitalist’s course of last resort, something we do only when increasing customer demand requires it. In this sense, calling ourselves job creators isn’t just inaccurate, it’s disingenuous.
— 

Nick Hanauer, a venture capitalist from Seattle, whose speech at the TED University conference was deemed “too politically controversial to post on their web site.” Last night, NJ produced the full slideshow to accompany the full text of the speech. Here they are:

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/05/here-is-the-full-inequality-speech-and-slideshow-that-was-too-hot-for-ted/257323/

(via kirklandfruits)

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Photo 27 May 79 notes nixonplumbingco:

logicallypositive:

hookedonsemiotics:

oh total GPOY I care about Freedom

dat facial expression


“We just don’t know”

nixonplumbingco:

logicallypositive:

hookedonsemiotics:

oh total GPOY I care about Freedom

dat facial expression

“We just don’t know”

(Source: grottu)

Quote 26 May 149 notes
Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners.
— Vladimir Lenin (via militant-mind)

(Source: unitedworkers)

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(Source: absolutelymadness)

Photo 26 May 17 notes ohfuckja:

He DEFINITELY gets laid in Germany

ohfuckja:

He DEFINITELY gets laid in Germany


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